It’s not easy being a duck
It’s not easy being a duck because people purposely toss bread at us and we get it all in our feathers and can’t get it off even though it’s nice to eat.
Another bad thing is that we have to swim in murky, dirty water all the time full of predators called eels trying to murder baby ducklings.
Another bad thing is that we have to swim in murky, dirty water all the time full of predators called eels trying to murder baby ducklings.
Then some mean human kids throw stones at us and sometimes the stones hit us and knock us unconscious.
But the worst thing of all is duck shooting season because no duck is safe and there is also nowhere to hide from the hunters that want to cook us and have BBQ duck.
But the worst thing of all is duck shooting season because no duck is safe and there is also nowhere to hide from the hunters that want to cook us and have BBQ duck.
It’s not easy being a duck
Oh dear Harrison, it's duck shooting time right now!
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